Saturday, February 14, 2009

Wei Ee @ Danson at 7:58 AM

Friday, February 6, 2009

Lmao , Rofl , LOL !

( Try Reading It )

Peter asked his work buddy, Chan, one morning, “Man, why you always so damn happy when you come to work every day?”

Chan replied, “That’s because I make love to my wife every morning before work.”

Amazed, Peter asked him how he gets his wife to make love to him every morning.

“That’s easy,” Chan said. “I just tell her this little poem that I made up. She loves it!.

It goes like this: “Brunette , Brunette, eyes so preety. I love waking up and making love to you!”

Peter said, “Man, you asians are so damn sentimental.” But he decided it wouldn’t hurt to give it a try. So he spent the rest of the day thinking of a poem for his wife. The next day Peter showed up to work just beat to hell, bruised eyes, broken nose, fat lip, the works!!

Chan asked, “Man, what happened to you?!”

Peter said, “I don’t know, man. I went home and tried your advice. I just told her a poem.”

“Well, what poem did you tell her?”

Peter said: “Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog. If I could roll your fat ass over, I’d hump you like a dog!”

True Story

These are actual answers on a McDonald’s application submitted by a 17 year old kid someplace in Florida i got it from the net . They actually hired him too.

I think this kid’s gonna go far…

NAME: Greg Bulmash.

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place or 69 style

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I’m worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be “Do you have a car that runs?”

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

Wei Ee @ Danson at 7:42 PM

Thursday, January 29, 2009

2008 is now finally in the past as millions of Chinese people around the world welcomed the Chinese New Year on Monday 26 January.

As we waved goodbye to the Year of the Rat, the Year of the Ox was greeted in traditional style with firecrackers, parties and feasts in my kampung


May All Kind Hearted People Around Every Corner on Earth

牛转乾坤

Just came back from my kampung ytd yet not exhausted at all
it was very boring
40% boredom
30% eating
20% visiting
10% taking ang pow

will upload some pic gua ... all pics not wid mi naw .. - -


Wei Ee @ Danson at 7:51 AM

Friday, January 23, 2009

technology nowadays relli change from pessimistic to no feeling @ all


in the past, an uttering of "i lost my virginity" would bring about horrified shrieks, and maybe even an empathetic stare from ALL the people eu knowed

today, "i lost my laptop" definitely garners more attention and invokes more sympathy than you losing your *no big deal* ' virginity.


*the current 21-st century*

"i lost my laptop!"

"gosh!" *round of empathetic looks* "where did eu last seen it ? where did eu put it ? did eu backup ur files ? oh my god ... touch wood for mi .. ><




"i lost my virginity!"

"oh really. about time, too."



understand the changed now ?
humans nowadays are more fascinated by technology den own cares ..
idk its a good or bad sign







Wei Ee @ Danson at 5:51 PM

Thursday, January 22, 2009

mini updates ~
last sunday went to uncle ten's son's wedding *v grand* in seremban hilton
his family very very rich ... owning duno how mani plantation

his house in Nilai got 2 golf course in his hse lehh ! lol got 1 big pond

wht i rmbed about d wed is only dis .... martell cordon bleu 40+% alcohol rate ...
i was like wow .. so high .. ><





so sien la these few days hate form 5 sia ... so mani homework
jz finish all my homework - english essay , physics , chemistry peka and accounts ( GIVE SO MUCH HOMEWORK ACCOUNTS AND SO HARDDD mainly bcuz dun understand - - most ppl oso dun understand in our class osho !!!! so Much problem occur when doing it sienns la )
Wei Ee @ Danson at 6:55 AM

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Wei Ee @ Danson at 7:13 AM

Thursday, January 1, 2009

The Island Of Singapore

this is the first time im visiting singapore ... =p
and i felt proud of it bcuz its also d firz time i had ever sit on a public transport , (long distance train , public bus )
the only thing i rmbed was singaporeans walk alot .
. >< transit here n der ... from bus to train to legs



the ppls that went
( Mon , Rac , Reb , Suki , Nic , G , KC , mi )
we stayed at an apartment in clementi @ mon's aunt apartment

Day 1
reached sg around 4:30 den eat dinner , and went to boat quay n clarke quay
its an amazing view with diff varieties of shops

Day 2
went vivo city and sentosa island

Day 3
went vivo city to shop and later went orchard to ( PURELy ShoPPinG onLy )

Day 4
went duno i 4got morning went whr ad , den went geylang and chinatown in the night

Day 5
2pm sit d train back home untill 10:30pm only reach KL sentral omggg ... i nvr gonna sit train agn .. for long distance ( STR8 away take aeroplane im sure of dis ) buttache lar

here some pics of the 5 days ~




Wei Ee @ Danson at 2:58 AM

Saturday, December 13, 2008

today i bought a new lcd radio todae =))

butbut ... but

~



fk la

my wallet was pickpocket-ed in PC fair todae
fuck that fucker la .... mahai
all my $ important pictures n contacts n n n n my student card
wtf la la stupid arse ...
diu .... but i din play truant i din curse tht fker .... YET

what a day itz in my pants all the while den dis whoever took in from my back pocket of my jeans
SEI CHUN DOI !!!!!!! FK HIM LA

2molo got another day of pc fair
whoever going der pls beware n always keep ur wallet / handbag n always check on it
l8r dun b like me now .......

no mood liao .... bye
Wei Ee @ Danson at 1:42 AM

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Wei Ee @ Danson at 7:12 AM

Monday, December 8, 2008

MiSsIoN ImPosSiBlE !!

try not to laugh at these videos i found .... if u can tahan well enuf ur a "PRO" !!!
credits : youtube

pls take ur time .. really welldone videos reli deeee-stress !

MI1



Mi2



Mi3



Mi4




Mi5



Mi6 ( this is full of foul langugage de , if those who dun reli feel comfortable pls don play dis video)


Wei Ee @ Danson at 8:52 PM